Jumat, 01 Juni 2012

#KpopVirus

 I'm feeling so random and i feel like doing some silly stuffs.

This past few days i've been tweeting about Kpop Virus on my twitter. This disease has been spreading trough one to another continent, from Asia to Africa. It's 23:20 PM with Dr. Elizabeth Pauline, M.Kpop here, keep reading if you want to know more about this "dangerous" virus.

From its definition, Kpop is a genre of music originated especially from South Korea. Well known by it's stomping beats, unique melody and good looking singer (usually boy or girl groups). According to scientist, virus is a microorganism that is smaller than a bacterium that cannot grow or reproduce apart from a living cell. So, Kpop Virus is microorganism that is smaller than a bacterium that cannot grow or reproduce apart from Kpop?


Let's just say that it is a virus that people could be infected once they started to love Kpop.

Symptom:
  • Listening to Kpop music almost everyday
  • Understand Korean language (Even just a little)
  • Knows every single boy and girl groups
  • Dreaming to go to Korea
  • Have at least a bias
  • etc.
From all those symptoms given above, we can see that this virus is quite "dangerous". Kpop virus attacking most of the girls, even it is possible for a guy to be infected. If you want to examine people around you who already infected with this virus, actually it's quite easy. I give you five most common different reaction normal person and infected person do.


Condition 1: Watching Group X's comeback teaser
Normal: "What is this? What is their purpose making a minute video? Wasting their money?"
Infected: "OH MY GOD!! NO NO NO! THEY LOOK HOT! I'M DIE! I'M SO DIE"


Condition 2: Watching rookie group on youtube
Normal: "Another boy/girlband.. *straight face*"
Infected: "Wow, A and B are really cute, C and D's voice is so mesmerizing and E's rap is sooo.. Oh.. Okay,  I'm a fan now!"


Condition 3: In the shopping mall, watching the idol's standing character as a brand ambassador
Normal: "This shop really knows how to get some money"
Infected: "Ah ah ah! Take me a picture with him! Hurry hurry!"


Condition 4: Watching Kpop concert Fan camera on Youtube
Normal: "Dang! What is this screaming videos? Didn't they have something better to upload?"
Infected: "NOOOOO!!! SHE/HE'S LOOKING AT THE CAMERA!! I WANT TO BE THERE! I WANT TO BE THERE!! GAHH! YOU SO LUCKY!!!"


Condition 5: Reading fan fiction
Normal: "What an absurd story."
Infected: "If only this was a reality, AH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.."


As a result, Kpop virus causing obsession, dreaming, imitating, crying, losing a lot of money, fangirling and more. Until this time, there are no specific potion to heal this virus. It's just a matter of time, until you started to get bored to this. The effect on each person is different, some could be infected for months, some for a years and some for the rest of their life, depends on how we try to stay close in a normal line.

It's getting really late here, almost 23:56 PM and Dr. Pauline Elizabeth, M.Kpop still have a lot of works to do. So another updates for this virus would be written in this blog as soon as possible. For questions and responds, just write down in the comment box below. Our team would gladly response your feedback. Good night and stay healthy!

Dr. Pauline Elizabeth, M.Kpop

3 komentar:

  1. so true :D
    hey fellow kpop lovers!

    BalasHapus
  2. ANNYEONG! It's nice to know that you're also kpopers :D

    BalasHapus
  3. I lol over the M.Kpop degree of yours. you really expert on kpop btw. I love kpop too. they're awesome!

    xoxo
    kelimutu

    BalasHapus